Yo, Its Mags AGAIN

Yah. I’m kinda sad. cuz like, I finished all the books in the Love*Com series…And my computer keeps on freezing whenever I try to watch Drawn Together. :/

Oh. And I was texting my boyfriend today… Like. He asked if I loved him, right? so I say, “Yes I really do. Everytime I get to see you/hear your voice, I fall for you all over again.” His reply? “Oh. That’s nice but I need to take a shower.” and after like, twenty minutes of waiting, he called me and he was acting really…Stupid. then he told me that he was smoking pot and cigaretts…So of course my first reaction is to rip his head off and use it as a decorative bird house, but instead I just nagged him to stop, and threatened him. He eventually gave up and said, “Even though I don’t want to, I’ll give it up as long as it makes ya happy, cuz I love ya.” But then he passed out so yeahhhhh.

ANYWAYS…I’ve been passing out every morning at 4am. And I dont usually remember what happens so I’m always like, “how the ef did I get in bed? Where are my pants? Why is there a monkey in the closet” so yeah.

I’m gunna go try to watch Drawn Together…and if that doesnt work out, I’ll go draw some anime characters.

Byyyye.

——I’M XANDIR! AND I’M ON A NEVER ENDING QUEST TO SAVE…MY BOYFRIEND!—-*Drawn Together*

Ya. Life is pretty much going good for me. I burned my ex outta my life (literally), I have the worlds best boyfriend, my friends are awesome(even though I’ve dropped half of them on their asses), I’ve got an amazing family, and awesome x-mas presents.

I got a freakin Dell Windows 7 laptop! WOOOOOOT!

and as for my bf, all he gave me on christmas was him saying, “I want to grow old with you, because I really do love you and I want to spend my life with you. Forever and ever.” I almost cried. :’D

Anyways, just decided to stop by before I go shopping. :3 I love most of you guys. <3

Tonight I’m going to a football game with a couple of my best chick friends! It’s at my districts football field. HOME GAME! WOOTZNESS! I dyed my bangs blue for school spirit! And on October 1st, it’s the homecoming game. I can’t wait for that. In chorus, we’re singing Seasons Of Love, which is like, really awsome sounding when our choir is singing it. lol. I can’t wait for like, freakin Halloween. Since that’s my holiday! I own it. I’m always the one with the best costume, fer sure. XD

I can’t wait for Art Club to start! It’s gunna be amazing this year. :D

Oh! and in my Tech Mod. class, we get to make movies, create music, and create robots! it’s EPIC!

At lunch our table is the bomb. Just me and a lot of my really close friends. YAY. We’re always talking about something funny….XD Like past things and crap.

anyways, g2g. Cause I gotta go pick up Colleen. PEACE!

—Maggie

School just started today. So far everything is pretty good…Some of the snobby populars like, were best friends with me today. Shocking, I know. And I don’t even know why… But I have all the nice teachers, my locker is in an epic spot, next to one of my best friends! And my encores are epic! My Tech Modules class is so amazing! We get to make movies, play with robots, and make music. TECHNO MUSIC :D I am soooo happy. Picture day is on Friday, and I’m planning to layer my hair so it doesn’t look craptastic like it is now. Haha. OH! And my friends and I got first dibs on our lunch table we had last year. :D so all is well, Even though we only have four people sitting at our table. I’m glad I’m not best friends with everyone, though. Cause if I was, I’d have to sit by EVERYONE. Haha. Well. That’s it. Byez.

I dunno. I’ve been going through alot these past years…And since I’m going to be meeting someone for the first time in a long time…I just don’t know what I’m going to do. I’m very confused about everything. I lost many loved people in these past years…Like my Grandpa Neil…My Grandma Murphy, and my Aunt Maureen.
And I cried yesterday since the song that played at my Grandpa’s funeral played in The Notebook.
And you don’t know how much you miss something until it’s gone.
I miss my Grandma Murphy and my Grandpa Neil alot…And It’s just like, I didn’t get to see them a ton or be with them. And I didn’t know how to react to their deaths…But now I’m all, Wow. I should have spent more of my time with them.
And since my mum left (the one I’m going to be meeting soon) five or six years ago…I didn’t know what to do. I missed her a ton. But I was so angry at her and some of my family members. I didn’t know if she was dead or alive, what she was doing, who she was with. But now that she’s fine and whatever…I feel good and I’m glad I get to see her. I don’t hold grudges against people for too long.
I don’t hold grudges since I never know if I’ll never see that person again.
So, I think all I’m trying to point out is, Spend more time with loved ones, cause you never know how much you’ll miss them until they are gone.

Well, life’s just a bucket of freaking daises, isn’t it? Pfft. Hell freaking no. I’d rather be pushing up daises then living in this hell-hole they call ‘life’. Yeah, life’s great. I display a smile so they think I’m alright, everything’s okay. But it never has, and never will be. They don’t know the truth. They never will. For they are hiding behind their own masks, to be hidden forever. Shame. They reek of self pity and sorrow for others, but they need it more than anyone. They all lie, and they shall die under the grief and painful memories they give themselves everyday. But, sadly, ‘they’ are ‘me’. Although most of us forget, some of us relive the memory everyday of their lives. So there. We all try to drown our problems, but those little suckers can float

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.

SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.

SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT: It’s water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him.

SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

SYMPTOM: Don’t recognize anyone, don’t recognize the room you’re in.
FAULT: You’ve wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they have free beer.

SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.

SYMPTOM: Don’t remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.

Reminds me of:

My sister and my Mom. xD

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1. You were convinced your Furby would kill you while you slept

2. you think Mr. Feeney would be the best teacher ever

3. Are You Afraid of the Dark? still gives you nightmares

4. Teletubbies still creep you out

5. you think Pluto is a planet

6. you can successfully insert the Capri Sun straw on the first try

7. you learned how to use your computer before your parents did

8. you came close to administering a lethal dose of cootie shots

9. you were surprised when Lance Bass came out of the closet

10. you say Hakuna Matata to relieve stress

11. the graphics in Toy Story are still amazing

12. Harry Potter was the first book you enjoyed reading

13. you’re still jealous of Matilda’s powers

14. you wish Jumanji was a real game

15. you still think your way out of Yoshi Valley in Mario Kart 64 was the fastest

16. you refuse to believe yo-yos were popular when your parents went to school

17. Austin Powers is a better spy than James Bond

18. your parents thought South Park was a shitty influence

19. the only boxing worth watching involves the biting off of ears

20. you still hate Angelica Pickles

21. Free Willy still makes you cry

22. you learned how to spell from a VTech

23. you know every word to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song

24. your parents still won’t buy you Lunchables

25. you use the Clinton definition of “sexual relations”

26. your scary story is a rip off of Goosebumps

27. the fact that the black Power Ranger was African-American and the yellow one was Chinese doesn’t bother you

28. you still wonder why anybody would want to be called Scary Spice

29. your Tamagotchi is still alive

30. roller skates suck and roller blades are awesome

31. you still “rewind” movies instead of “fast-backward”

32. you still want to go to Jurassic Park even after seeing the movie

33. the end of Men In Black still makes you wonder

34. Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? isn’t just a rhetorical question

35. you wish the Magic School Bus was real

36. the ending to the Sixth Sense still surprises you

37. You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, Selena, and John Lennon died.

38. You know that “How Rude!” comes from Stephanie from “Full House”

39. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early

40. on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

41. You remember reading “Goosebumps”

42. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

43. You danced to “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)

44. You still get the urge to say “NOT” after (almost) every sentence…Not…

45. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.

46. You remember when super nintendo’s became popular.

47. Two words… Trapper Keeper.

48. You never got injured on a Slip ‘n’ Slide

49. “Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back” SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show

50. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players

51. You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere

52. You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles

53. NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS

54. Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!

55. All your school supplies were “Lisa Frank” brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)

56. You remember a time before the WB.

57. You know the Macarena by heart.

58. “Talk to the hand” … enough said

59. You thought Brain woud finally take over the world

60. You always said, “Then why don’t you marry it!”

61. You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.

62. You remember when razor scooters were cool.


When we were younger: Before the MySpace frenzy…Before the Internet & text messaging…Before Sidekicks & iPods…Before MIKE JONES…Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX…… Way back.
1. When light up sneakers were cool.

2. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

3. When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie.

4. When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.

5. When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.

6. Tag.

7. Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.

8. Red Light, Green Light.

9. Heads Up 7 Up.

10. Playing Kickball & Dodgeball until your porch light came on.

11. Hopskotch.

12. Slip-n-Slides.

13. Tree Houses.

14. Hula Hoops.

15. HELLO….HOT WHEELS!!!!!

16. The annoying Giga Pets & Furbies.

17. Running through the sprinklers.

18. That “Little Mermaid”

19. Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.

20. Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.

21. Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car.

22. CAPRI SUN

23. Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ’s still wrapped up in your TMNT, Power Rangers, Barbie, Fairy Princess comforter.

24. The original Power Rangers

25. Hey Arnold.

26. Rugrats.

27. Rocco’s Modern Life.

28. AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS.

29. Are You Afraid of the Dark?

30. Kenan & Kel.

31. Doug.

32. Nick Arcade.

33. Dinosaurs.

34. Pinky and the Brain

35. Sailor Moon.

36. Beavis & Butt-Head

37. Wishbone.

38. Who could forget Snick? & Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jenie, The Facts of Life, I Love Lucy and TGIF.

39. Nick Jr. with Face

40. Busy Town

41. PEE-WEE!!!

42. Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.

43. Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.

44. Class field trips.

45. When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.

46. When $5 seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle.

47. When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.

48. When Toys R Us overruled the mall.

49. Decisions were made by going ‘eeny-meeny-miney-moe’.

50. Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming ‘do over!’

51. Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in ‘Monopoly.’

52. It wasn’t odd to have two or three ‘best’ friends.

53. Being old referred to anyone over 20.

54. Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better.

55. It was a big deal to finally be tall enought to ride the ‘big people’ rides at the fair.

56. When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.

57. When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.

58. When Aladdin was new, before the trilogy was complete.

I really hope there’s no youngin’s reblogging this and trying to steal our nostalgia.

My childhood… Aw, man, nostalgia coming in!

sdhjihdgfdhgd, ugh childhood. </3 NICK JR WITH THE FACE! <3

 omfgggg i remember like. every single one of these from when i was little. man, i miss being little D;